Crotch Grabbing

So today I had an interview with a man and he kept grabbing his crotch. What is that all about? Not only that, but we had the interview outside on a very busy thoroughfare. People were banging chairs around, and yelling and screaming during the interview. Was this the only place that we could have had this interview?

I should have known that this interview was not going to go well when they called me three times in the morning to change interview times. Especially considering that this was my third interview with the company and he didn't know that I had had the first two interviews. Or even what the substance was of those interviews.

Now back to the crotch grabbing. First I would like to say formally..."ew". Now that I have that out of the way I must question this action. Why do men do this? I'm a man and I don't need to scratch every two minutes. As it happens over and over, I kept wondering what was going on with this man's crotch. I could hardly concentrate on the interview because he kept doing it. Does he have a funky crotch? Crabs? A rash? Damnit man put on some powder and keep your hands off of your junk.